oh boy if I accidentally died it would be so cool
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Calories have almost become like a price you have to pay for something. I check the calories and I’m like “Mhm… do I really wanna pay 200 calories for that?”
me, when i’m standing and randomly almost black out: oh fuck… this is it… it’s finally fucking time…. bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass….
